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Do you like drinkin'? Well, if you're like me -
you like to get bit just as fast as possible!

Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor!

"Sell what you know", and I know about booze!

95% Alcohol per volume mash liquor

Uncle Jemimah: Do you like drinkin'? Well, if you're like me - you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce, to you, Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemimah. You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemimah, the Pancake Lady. Now, she says that sellin' booze is degradin' to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on account of you flippin' flapjack! Then she say, "Why booze?" I says, "Sell what you know", and I know about booze. Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content, and that's per volume. That means you get f^cked up for less money!

Aunt Jemimah: [ exits house banging pot ] Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemimah: Aw, you shut up, Woman! You not gonna ruin this for me! [ swats at cartoon birds flying around him ]

Sammy: [ playing checkers ] Whatchoo swattin' at?

Announcer: Uncle Jemimah's Down-Home Mash Liquor. More fun than pancakes.

Uncle Jemimah: [ running through yard swatting cartoon birds and kicking cartoon pigs ] I just want to make liquor..!

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